Sweet.

I just finished watching tonights episode of So You Think You Can Dance and I would just like to point out which style of choreography kicked all the dancers behinds:

Modern. Heh.

(Ok, they call it contemporary on this show, but still. It makes me feel like at least I used to be kind of a tough chick. Just don't ask me to dance hip-hop.)

And just for kicks, something else I can't do:


You really should be watching this show. Thank me later.

Why I Hate Mainstream News

Top story at FoxNews.com right now:



Natalee Holloway's mom and JonBenet Ramsey's dad are dating!

The fact that this is front page news is insulting to me and I so I won't link to the story.

Why does the media torture me so?

Finished Study (Ok, Almost)

It still needs a comfy reading chair and next year we'll replace the door to the balcony and the wood casing. (But that's not in the photo so we won't worry about that!)

Realizing (Again) This Week

Two things I unabashedly love:

1. Rosie O'Donnell. From stand up comedian Rosie, to Queen of Nice with the faux-crush on Tom Cruise Rosie to Loudmouth, Liberal, Lesbian, Sticking-Her-Foot-In-Her-Mouth and Blogging Cryptically About "The View" Rosie. Love her and you can't stop me.

2. So You Think You Can Dance. Duh.

So Tracey, What Are Your Plans For This Weekend?

Oh, I'm so glad you asked because I'M GOING TO SEE THIS.

Sometimes life is so awesome I can't stand it.

And now, an excerpt for your viewing pleasure:

Hellooooo Internet!

How's is going? It seems like so much time has passed since we last chatted. There's so much to talk about! Like, did you hear that Paris Hilton is going to JAIL? Oh wait, I'm sure you already knew that, being that you are the internet, but still! If that isn't the best thing I've heard all week then I don't know what is! Maybe that Chicago is bidding on the 2016 Summer Olympics? Awesome! I can picture already me and the girls riding the train in to catch some 75-pound Romanian gymnasts! This is assuming of course that my kids will want anything to do with me in 2016, but if not I'm sure Steph will still love me and we will wave little American flags and yell "Stick that vault landing!" together. Also, were you aware that The Office is the best thing to happen to my tv since Arrested Development got canceled? And you know the what's even better? People actually watch this show so it won't get canned. Imagine that! So do you think Jim and Pam will ever get together? Because she was all kinds of crazy to turn him down at the end of Season 2. I mean, I'd totally marry him in a heartbeat (that is if I weren't already married and if he wasn't a fictional character.)

So I guess what I'm saying internet is, life is good! The sun is shining, summer is coming, and Paris is headed to the slammer! Woot!

It's My Day and I'll Do Nothing If I Want To

My lawn chair is calling me.

I love Mother's Day.